Consider normal

Consider normal... and reject it.
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Call me Sue.

batgod:

[softly strums guitar] this next song is called don’t conform to every belief you see on tumblr [starts strumming faster] please research things before you believe them [strumming intensifies] don’t be afraid to question things [intense guitar solo] make informed decisions and have informed opinions [exits stage left]

(Source: felinekin, via thievingmagpiesandtigers)

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

(via thievingmagpiesandtigers)

butt-grab:

so we went to an improv show and we played this game where somebody is given a trait and another player has to guess what it is based on how they answer questions

and one of the players who was a taxidermist was asked “what do you do for a living?” and she replied “oh you know…. stuff” AND TO THIS DAY THAT IS THE GREATEST PUN I HAVE EVER HEARD MY GOD

(via merlins-girl)

bbcatemysoul:

martinfreeman:

martinfreeman:

i feel like the weirdest thing in the whole world is that purses are considered to be like, for girls„„ in society……. i mean like……….. everybody has objects that need to be carried. why would that be a girl thing? carrying objects? a girl only thing?

can the science side of tumblr expalin this

because men get to carry things in their fully funcTIONAL POCKETS OF THEIR CLOTHING

(via jonsnowflakes)

People who didn’t need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn’t need people.

—Terry Pratchett, Maskerade (via ekimsal)

(via ignitesthestars)

Remember kids, being a Goth isn’t about the wearing a particular style of clothes or listening to certain types of music…

It’s about ravaging the Balkans, threatening to sack Constantinople, actually sacking Rome and eventually establishing permanent kingdoms in Southern Gaul and the Iberian and Italian Peninsulas.

(via ineffably-crowley)